![]() ![]() He speaks in an unusual way (rhotacism), replacing his Rs and Ls with Ws, so “Watch the road, Rabbit,” becomes “Watch da woad, wabbit!” Elmer’s signature catchphrase is, “Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits”, as well as his trademark gloat, “huh-uh-uh- uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.” The best known Elmer J. Seriously injuring himself and / or other antagonizing characters. His aim is to hunt Bugs, but he usually ends up cartoon pantheon (second only to Bugs himself). He has one of the most disputed origins in the Warner Bros. However, unlike the tyrannical, power-hungry Marvin or the scheming, malevolent Sam, Elmer is dopey and unlikely to do Bugs great harm. He is one of the series’ main recurring villains, along with Marvin the Martian and Yosemite Sam. Fudd is a fictional cartoon character, one of the most famous Looney TunesĬharacters, and one of the archenemies of Bugs Bunny. Hit the theme music on your way out.Elmer J. I'm glad that you didn't call me a FAT ugly nigger because that one is getting old too. Maybe they'll be kind enough to leave their name. ![]() I'll replace your basic, irrelevant ass with another troll in a few days. Make sure you clean yourself up on the way out. I deep throated insults like you since 1985 and like the cheap one night stand that you are, I will leave the pennies at the nightstand for whores like you. In short, the next time that you try to come for me, hoping to fuck up my emotions, know that before you, there were many who walked your path and failed. Unfortunately, there's not much that we can do behind computer screens and if you're fortunate, a fully functioning phone that doesn't require for you to steal someone else's Wi-Fi. Whilst some of my ancestors chose to turn the other cheek, I will proverbially knock you the fuck out. What kind of ugly nigger would I be if I didn't respond to my fans. Thank you for thinking about me in your dreams, fucking up your REM sleep and even while you take a shit because baby, obviously I was that important. So as the millennial African American children who adore such coon terms as you, " Nigga, I made it!" Thank you for reminding me that breathing pisses folks like you off in the morning as you struggle to make yourself climax but your hands went on strike. ![]() When you took the time to write me this lackluster statement, you unknowingly added me to the list of some of the greatest who walked this earth. But please, let me educate you on a small fraction of a host of people who have been called an ugly nigger: Fine, I will let you have it because beauty thrives off of the eye of the beholder. Calling me a nigger is one thing but UGLY. The word nigger is played the fuck out like cheesy oversized gold chains and mom jeans but you're trying to bring it back, right?Īnonymous, you are a basic bitch who had nothing better to do on your lunch hour, assuming you have a job, but to write me a heavy hitter one liner while eating a pathetic bologna and cheese sandwich with the stray hairs still intact. Frankly, if you have done any decent research about me, you had a better chance of making me cringe by my favorite terms like porch monkey, spook and my all time favorites: Eggplant and Darkie. You see, if you resorted to using a simple Google search for the word nigger, you could see the statistics of the incline of the usage of such term. The most successful offenders to date used statistics, dug up alternative facts and sprinkled convoluted research in attempts of making me feel inadequate. In turn, I wanted to help you attack my ego just a bit. I think you should take notes from some of the prior offenders. Unfortunately, you're not the lucky one who will have the opportunity to hurt my feelings today. Sir or ma'am, since starting this blog, I received 133 pieces of hate mail to date and this one warms the depths of my asshole just like countless others. I would resort to suggesting you to play around in your parents' worn down sheets with the perfectly cut out holes but technology brought us here today. Like you, I prefer my racism clean, preferably washed in Clorox bleach, pressed to a crisp, served without a toasty blanket. ![]()
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